• Pie Pie

    Cost: 2W

    • MTG fan

      Also, a 2/2

      • Dr. Burn Crow

        Also a cleric AND a vampire

  • Dr. Burn Crow

    I adore this. It’s so jank and weird.

    • Kaiser

      white vampire…NAZI VAMPIRES!

      • Marvin Sürig

        Wtf :O Am I missing some kind of movie reference?

        • Dr. Burn Crow

          I mean, possibly The Strain, but vampire nazis are the worst kind of nazi AND the worst kind of vampires.

  • Samuel

    finally another white Vamp to go along with Vish-Kal

  • Shagoth

    Oh god, so many vampires from one stupid card! Forever multiplying, forever attacking, forever!
    Why do the tokens have to be vampires, too?

    • Jacob Kodicovic

      ‘Cause it would be silly if it made cows.

      • Shagoth

        I don’t know, some kind of minion or thrull or something. I don’t like the idea of having to deal with this thing. It’s like Spawnwritthe times three.

    • devthedragon

      Each attacking phase, note not each attacker, only spawns a single 1/1 vampire, and the new vampires don’t qualify for the trigger if all your other vamps die either. All in all, I’d say it is a somewhat underwhelming card as you’re only getting a solitary 1/1 lifelink per turn and you may have to risk the card itself if you want to spawn more.

      • Shagoth

        Oh, thanks for the clarification.

  • Julna Buras

    I read this as “Dank Apostle” and was much more excited.

  • PrissyRose

    White zombies, now white Vamps, next guess return of Blue Goblins from Mercadian masks

    • Bostorket

      I’d be cool with a mono-green angel.

  • PrissyRose

    whats color pie again?

    • Kahai

      Even in our lore, Vampires often hold white values, they aren’t always about being dicks because they can *cough sorin cough*. I’d say there is likely going to be a lore reason why this plane has white vampires, maybe their purify themselves in some processes. Just as white zombies are. They could also just be super into law and order… DUN DUN

      • Random Guy

        It’s a world of Pirates and Dinosaurs, I guess something had to be white.

      • Marvin Sürig

        Maybe just maybe vampires on this plane help the humans and are paid in blood so they are mostly good people. Or they eat dinosaurs which isn’t bad because the humans eat dinosaurs, too. Oh no we have twilight vampires on Ixalan :O I’ll sell every foil of them.

        • Evan Livish

          They could still be evil just devoted to some sort of religion or greater purpose.

          • Falconfly

            Turns out to be right

        • Falconfly

          White =/= good, as pretty much every set for a while has shown. These vampires are catholic extremist stand-ins.

          • Marvin Sürig

            My point of view is that one thing feels strange. Black =/= Evil and White =/= Good but Black+White always appear to be evil which is why I hope that at least once the guys from WotC will give us good black white fractions.

      • Dr. Burn Crow

        Mariska Hargity as Detective Olivia Voldaren.

  • jaya

    Just give red counters, just give red counters…I will be waiting.

  • Dr. Burn Crow

    Oh, this just gives one vampire token? Well that’s a bit anticlimactic, but I’ll still throw it in a deck somewhere.

    • xSiNx SHADOW

      if it didn’t for that mana cost it wouldn’t be fair

      • Dr. Burn Crow

        That’s a fair point.

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  • galen150

    a mono white vampire, that has “dark apostle” in its name, and spawns white vampire tokens. how sure are they that this is what it says?

    • kasigah

      From the blur, I wouldn’t be surprised if it said “Dusk” not “Dark”

    • Hedronal

      It does vampire things in a white-mana way.

  • Insight66

    WotC is going through a phase.

    • Dr. Burn Crow

      Is it a rad vampire conquistador phase? Cuz I like that phase.

      • Insight66

        She looks Conquistador but the other Vampires also look Aztec, we’ve got some weird Mesoamerican love-in going on

  • Dr. Burn Crow

    I like this man. Is a good bad man.

  • Hedronal

    Feels like a support card more than trying to be at the front of anything.

  • aus10

    Going straight into Granpappy Markov