• TogetherAlone

    lol thats good flavor right there. He gets so paranoid that eventually he always strike first.

    • kmk888

      Just like a cop!

      (that’s not funny, that’s messed up)

  • yolksoup

    Don’t be so scared, Midnight Guard is still around! Oh wait, he’s dead

    • Atarka Effreet

      Btw Enchant Midnight Guard with Presence of Gond makes infinite tokens

  • Rebecca Brown

    There is a purple tentacle coming out of his sleeve. Emmrakaul, is that you?

    • EJ

      It’s quite clearly Emrakul wearing a rubber mask.

  • Happy The Cat

    fun fact you can negate this card’s damage by giving its owner delirium after first strike damage has been dealt