Xenagos, God of Revels - Born of the Gods Spoiler

Xenagos, God of Revels


  • Color: Green, Red
  • Type: Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
  • Rarity: Mythic Rare
  • Set:

As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Xenagos isn’t a creature.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that creature’s power.



  • Ian

    OP as can be, thank you EDH!!!

  • minotaur

    xenogas first!

    • ZedWrecker

      YOU ARE BOTH WRONG AND MERDE.

      • Frenchman_in_NY

        Yeah, that’s the way. Everyone go CACA-way of life!

        • ZedWrecker

          POO-POO-PA-CHOO!

  • minotaur

    ps….mogis is bette

  • traveler

    lol the god of parties… i suppose that works. now to hear people complain about this card and the planeswalker form and “how they work on the field.”

  • MagicGALAXY

    Mother of god…

    • ZedWrecker

      Don’t mind Xenagos…HE’S JUST THE GOD OF PARTIES.

      • MagicGALAXY

        God that was terrible lol I have to go so…SATYR LATTER!!!

        Man mine was worse…or Izzet?

        • ZedWrecker

          Gruul get the hang of this some day.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Your right; I better study and Rakdos brains out.

          • ZedWrecker

            I hear my friend Zoltan Boros books from the library on the subject.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Dang it I am all out of puns :(

          • ZedWrecker

            Grull rue the day you crossed me. Better turn down the Dimir on your lights, otherwise you could go blind and then all you’d see is…THE DARK!!!!!
            (COLD-SNAP!)

          • MagicGALAXY

            Beautiful. Comedy Gold.

          • ZedWrecker

            Guess you could say Storm Crow took me under its wing.

          • MagicGALAXY

            That really flew me away.

          • ZedWrecker

            Reach out and deathtouch somebody.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Oh god what conversation have I just made! I am so Shocked! I might even Plummet!

          • ZedWrecker

            Scry can’t we stop? This is becoming really Monstrous. This can’t Gorgon. I’M GOING ROGUE!!!

          • MagicGALAXY

            Man why havn’t I Thoughtseize? I have studied long and hard, but I never seemed to Evolve my knowledge. It’s Weird. I guess my mind is Chained to the Rocks from school, never giving me a chance to Downsize my work, but to only show Silence.

            Although I feel this way, I end up finding a Burst of Strength to keep me going. I keep looking to find the Maze’s End, but it always keeps going, teaching me to over come my enemies and Draw my attention to my Allies.

          • ZedWrecker

            Don’t let complacency Infect you. It’s all down to Fact or Fiction. I know it can be Perilous Research, but don’t try to Quicken your Rampant Growth. I know this kind of thing can be a real Nightmare, but sometimes, you just need to let it Ooze in on its own. I got this way Goblin as many puns as I could, but at the Living End, all you can do is Persist, don’t give in to Haste, and hope you don’t end up tapped out.

          • Guest

            I think we won the internet.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Agreed. That’s the end of my turn…

          • ZedWrecker

            I believe the matter is….(puts on sunglasses) resolved.
            YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

          • MagicGALAXY

            Lol that was prefect! xD

          • ZedWrecker

            That’s what she said.

          • MagicGALAXY

            0.0

          • MagicGALAXY

            Well that cam out of no where ;)

          • ZedWrecker

            I can’t believe we did that for an hour. My God….

          • MagicGALAXY

            That’s what she sai…uh yah I can’t believe it either.

          • ZedWrecker

            YES, SAY THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! GIVE INTO YOUR FEELINGS!!!!

          • MagicGALAXY

            YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
            -M. Bison

          • ZedWrecker

            I like your style, sport.

          • MagicGALAXY

            That’s what she…NO!!! THE POWER IS OVER TAKING ME!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

          • ZedWrecker

            YES! LET THE JOKE FLOW THROUGH YOU!!!

          • MagicGALAXY

            NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
            -Darth Vader

          • ZedWrecker

            That’s what she said?
            Sexual assault is not a joke. No means no.

          • MagicGALAXY

            YYYEEEESSSS!!! THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
            NO!!! DON’T FALL INTO THE TRAP!!!
            IT’S TO LATE! THE POWER!!!! IT’S ALLLLLL MINE!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

          • ZedWrecker

            Uncle Ben once said with great power, comes great responsibility. He also once said I could microwave brown rice in 60 seconds for a perfect side for every meal. Maybe I shouldn’t take advice from the man on food packaging…

          • MagicGALAXY

            xD
            So many references I understand! I feel at home!

          • ZedWrecker

            Welcome home, boy. Or girl.
            Professor Oak: Are you a boy or a girl? A giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl?
            Professor Oak is one creepy motha effa.

          • MagicGALAXY

            WARNING: CHILDHOOD MANY BE RUINED DURING THIS READING
            Professor Oak walk into Reds home after he leaves…
            Mother: Is he gone?
            Professor Oak: Yep, know get up in that bedroom and I will teach you the REAL reason why people call me Professor Oak!

          • ZedWrecker

            Extra funky bass starts playing.
            Professor Oak used Harden. It’s super-effective.

          • MagicGALAXY

            YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

          • ZedWrecker

            Someone is going to read this and be mad, but for the wrong reason.
            “Harden is a stat buff ability, it can’t be super-effective because it doesn’t deal damage.”
            To which, I say, it’s an attack option in this context. Ladies.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Bad news everyone; Futurama has been canceled…AGAIN!

          • ZedWrecker

            I thought it was already canceled again before :(

          • MagicGALAXY

            Yah it’s depressing to hear :(

          • ZedWrecker

            When Bill the Butcher shouted, “THIS BOY HAS NO HEART!”, he was referring to me because of what Futurama loss did to my heart :’(

          • MagicGALAXY

            Now all we have is the Simsons and Family Guy, but there not funny anymore :(

          • ZedWrecker

            They probably canceled Ugly Americans, too. And erased it from most people’s minds. DAMN YOU SIMPSON/FAMILY GUY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!!!

          • MagicGALAXY

            I actually don’t watch much of any TV, I have always loved movies and I have seen more movies than episodes of TV shows, which is kind of interesting to hear :-/

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            It’s a shame what happened to all those great puns…I mourn the loss.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Right?!?! And I know it’s you too don’t worry :D

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Yeah, came on here earlier tonight and was like, “Oh, everything is deleted, what if i post-denied? What the why?”
            Guess I’m too edgy for Magic sometimes:P

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Good. I dunno what happened, but my old profile can’t post comments here anymore.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Maybe it was from the Deadpool comment you made a while back.

            It wasn’t exactly “Family Freindly” :-/

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Figures. You go to an art exhibit and see that, no one raises a fuss. Put it on a magic the gathering forum, everybody loses their mind.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Yep.

            When a 30 year old man is killed by a cop, little to no fuss.

            When a 12 year old boy is killed by a cop, everyone loses their minds.

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            When a baby tells you to eff yourself, its adorable. When a man does it, it’s somehow rude.
            How am I supposed to understand situational context? I’M A CROW! KA-KAW!!!

          • MagicGALAXY

            Your right. Why am I uploading comments on the internet? I need to be with nature, not being tempted to post a comme. . .oh no; I FEEL FOR IT AGAIN!

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Because it’s cold outside. It is literally the worst.

          • MagicGALAXY

            California. From 37 degrees F to 79 degrees F in a 6 hour period.

            If your from the North West, you would hate being there like me Dx

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            It is 24 degrees here right now in not sunny central Pennsylvania. It is cold. It is dark. And I don’t like it.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Yah, but Spring isn’t fun either.

            Oh look the birds, the bees, and all the flowe. . .AAACCCHHHHOOOO!!! Sorry I. . .AAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Can’t help myself. . .

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Nope. All seasons are terrible. Except fall. But that ends and becomes winter and then EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.

          • MagicGALAXY

            YES!!! FALL IS THE BEST SEASON!!!

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Agreed, it’s got pumpkins, candy, excuses to have body parts lying around the house. Perfect.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Yah.

            Winter: Too cold, weather mood swings are terrible, and rains a lot.

            Spring: AAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

            Summer: Too hot, never rains, and my skin burns easy.

            Fall: Not too hot, not too cold, and the sun isn’t a hovering ray of death.

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Agreed. And no weird plant smells. Some plants smell terrible.

          • MagicGALAXY

            The plants don’t really bother me too much, but it’s the air pressure changing. My head feels like it’s going to blow up and I can’t deal with it unless I sleep.

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            I have a horribly strong sense of smell and the plants smell terrible and make me have a terrible migraine.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Same, but with the air pressure. It’s odd. I literally CAN’T go outside too long when the air pressure goes up because of the horrible Migraine :(

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Migraines are the worst. The earth is terrible.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Earth is nice, it’s just very cruel to most.

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Eh, I guess. I actually enjoy camping, weirdly enough.

          • MagicGALAXY

            I enjoy nature, but I am alway blocked by homework and classroom walls.

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Burn homework. I graduated college, it doesn’t apply to anything.

          • MagicGALAXY

            lol I am in High School

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Exactly. None of it matters.

          • MagicGALAXY

            WARNING: EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED ABOUT ME IS A LIE, LIKE CAKE.

            I am a Freshman

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Make me feel like an old fart. Don’t get older. Its not awesome.

          • MagicGALAXY

            Don’t worry, it’s not like your as old as dirt yet. You still have a long life ahead of you :)

          • MagicGALAXY

            I should actually get to bed for tomorrow. I start school at 7:20 Dx

            See you later :D

          • Dr. Storm Crow

            Pennsylvania. 24 degrees and only getting colder.
            If you were from the North East, you would also hate being here.

          • MagicGALAXY

            I think you pulled out the best puns though.

      • Frenchman_in_NY

        He is the god of MERDE too!

  • Zombie

    Ok, now see, this… THIS is what Fanatic of Xenagos needed to be relevant.

    It’s a little slow, and the body isn’t huge, but this is still quite good. Kalonian Hydra just got a new best friend.

  • selesnyaWarden

    So I heard you like BIG parties eh?? this party is big, allow me to bring some friends who are devoted to those BIG parties,,,one is a famous women, speaker and emmisary on behalf of the burning-tree clan, and her close friend, a sexy leader of the rubblebelt raiders,she ‘s the best in what she does!!, they’ll love to party all day MUAHAHAHA!!!! FOR THE CLANS!!!!

    • ZedWrecker

      What if you threw a party and EVERYBODY CAME?!?!

      • selesnyaWarden

        NoP, SIR OR MADAM, I am sure I heard a tapping as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door,,,scarce was sure I heard you…! but this party only has guests, that are on the list, good for the call, the horns or the wine of the satyrs are the least you should worry about. Let the Gruul ladies commence the party and then the Gruul champions will come later,, less for the host, more for the guests I’d say….

  • Matt Stone

    Oh wow. Worth the wait. Xenagos I love you!!!!

    • MagicGALAXY

      Xenagos: I love you too. Lets take over Theros TOGETHER!!!

      • ZedWrecker

        WE CAN RULE THIS GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON, PLANESWALKER XENAGOS! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!!!

        • MagicGALAXY

          YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

          • ZedWrecker

            That’s what she said.

          • MagicGALAXY

            YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

          • Matt Stone

            Let’s have a party! It’s what he would want.

          • MagicGALAXY

            YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

            (I don’t care if I am over using it; it’s still hilarious)

  • DJ Pad

    So Kalonian Hydra will be swinging for 16 trample damage the turn you cast it then? Seems good.

    • DJ Pad

      My mistake, it’s “only” a 12/12 trample haste. Still, having him in play is almost as good as a Domri Emblem. He’d be insane at 4 mana.

    • specter

      12

  • Kevan Kramer

    He is the most costly god so far, but hes worth it all right. His PW and him on the board at the same time in a sealed or draft is my new dream. It would still be amazing in standard, but not as cool.

  • http://tappedout.net/users/Op_Zero_Films_@Maverick/ William S. Miller

    Baaaahh. . . say’s all the ladies

  • Sean Birdsell

    GG good man.

  • Hans Giesfeldt

    if this wasn’t bound to be worth money i would TOTALLY alter one with party god from adventure time.
    also, just like thassa, am not easily going to run out of places to put this.

  • welan

    Probably not an edh general. But will be slide in almost any deck with general of this color if possible. i don t know how well he will interact with Nylea in standard. BUT the combination of the two should make any opponent worry about what creature you put on the field.

    • YouGotFranked

      He could be a general, but i see him as Stonebrow’s new BFF.

  • shinning darkness

    champion of Lambholt and Wild Beastmaster

  • Rick

    And Karametra lets you search for lands, right?

  • peter

    Can’t wait to build a deck with a mono-colored god, and multicolored cods that partly represent that color. Just living the dream

  • YouGotFranked

    Why do i get the feeling that if i play him, i’ll be the only one partying?

  • RyudenTamarashi

    look, i know your all like, super pumped about this guy and le hydra….but cmon, dont tell me you wouldn’t love to curve into Ruic thar :D

  • mymymy

    going right into my storm crow deck

    • Dr. Storm Crow

      You make me proud.

  • TheGigiBeast

    Mwawawa, gonna make an EDH deck out of this one! Going to add Berserk and I found a great combo: Mossbridge Troll. You need Satyr tokens (with the planeswalker version of him), then you tap yokens for Troll, which become 25/25. Then, you can use this guy ability to make it 50/50, or even better, use Berserk to turn him into a 50/50 trample creature (even if he is supposed to die at the end of the turn, he regenerates himself)!!!

  • Arachnos

    He’s not just here to party. He’s here to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

  • whyismonogreenpathetic?

    T1: Elvish Mystic.
    T2: Sylvan Carytid
    T3: dis guy (er . . . god)
    T4: Rubblebelt Raiders, attack with dis guy (god) and Raiders as an 8/8
    T5: Nylea, attack with dis guy (nevermind), Rubblebelt Raiders (8/8 trample), and Nylea (12/12). :)

  • Trackertrem

    Xenagos: Where my dudes at? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS lol
    Random Dude: Wow Xenagos you are so hot
    Xenagos: YEah man! Feel my chest!
    Random Dude: YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    Xenagos: F*(& Yeah